Have You Had

Your Nice Juice Yet?

Because some conversations should wait until the filter loads.

Coffee that helps load the filter between your brain and your mouth.

WARNING

Failure to consume may result in:

Unfiltered Opinions

Elevated sarcasm

Premature decision-making

Asking, "Where are my keys?" while holding them

Solution☕ Coffee = The Nice Juice

Why Nice Juice ?

Because some conversations should wait until the filter loads.


Because your brain and your mouth occasionally need a staff meeting.


Because asking important questions before coffee is a risky life choice.


Because your mouth shouldn't freelance before caffeine.


Because your filter is still buffering.


Because your personality is still loading to socially acceptable levels.

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Situations Requiring Nice Juice😂

  • Caffeine Activating: Filter Loading

    Your question deserves a better answer than you're about to get.

    Common sense is still connecting.

    Please postpone important conversations.

  • Necessary for Work

    Some thoughts belong in your head until after Nice Juice.


    Some emails are better left in Drafts until after the first cup.

    The meeting started before everyone's filter did.

  • Filter Loading So I Can People

    Reducing sarcasm to acceptable levels...

    Initializing people skills...


    Human interaction available after Nice Juice.

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